Monday, July 23, 2007

Pills of Humor

Statuary warning: Read at ur own risk .... mental trauma caused as .... a result of this(which cant b avoided) ...is not my responsibilty


Increasing decrease in senseless jokes(some ppl call them PJ's) has forced me 2 write this.... Evryone is welcomed to work out pj's from my literary work.I have decided to put on the best ones of week on the blog..... njoi brainstorming :o .... :)

most of them ...have contributed my shameful frens...who have turned me into their alike... some are original....n some ....listened/read

best one of week : julieeeeee.... aaaahhaaa ..julie ...luv...u

there were two sisters.... hahaha
Julie and Sulie
dono judwa nahi thi....
jo cheez julie pas hoti thi ...
wo suli ko ... chahiye hoti thi..
both got married ....
julie 2 a wealthier man ...
and sulie in a middle class family...
now ... julie .. bought a frrrrizzzzzz
sulie ... some how persuaded her husband ..and
they ... having their expenses cut... bought it...
then ....some days later ...julie bought a car ...
sulie ... ko bhi ...ab wahi ..leni thi ...
husband....ne badi mushkil se... savings wagairah ... laga ke ...
car bhi khareed di....

ab kuch dino baad ... julie bought a bus
ab ....sulie ko bhi wahi lene ki machi ...
but husband wont agree...
so ... she took divorce from him ... got a gud amount of alimony
finally bought a bus...

kuch dino baad dono .. apni apni bus main ...beach pe jati hain ... picinic ke liye
peeche se ... bus main se sab chorri ho jata hai ... khali ...bus ek dam khali ... seat ...steerin ...wagairah sab gayab ....


toh batao ....what sulie ...says to julie........????hahahahahahahahha



highlight this thing for answer ".. Naa kuch tere bus main julie ... naa kuch meri bus main ... ...."

ohhh .... plz ... come back to this world...

njoied... welcome to comment ..

3 comments:

INDR's Angels said...

FUnNY DUDE.
:)

Aupsy-The cOOlest One!! said...

whoa dude...ur blog could've done without this one...seriously...n no offences meant!!!
Dnt write tymepass stuff coz u otherwise have written gud posts!!

Mukul said...

haha ... aupsy ... i think u r caught in mental trauma i talked about....haha ...